Thing to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style :kool_aid:
ROFLMAO!!!! I think I can contribute a bit to this debauchery... :devil: 1. I used to do this with my wife back in college when we were dating... When involved in a heavy "make-out" session, I'd start to hum patriotic tunes into her mouth. Star Spangled Banner, 1812 Overture, etc.. It got to the point where everytime she came at me, I started to laugh uncontrollably!! Big turn-off, but funny as hell!!! 2. When you're just about to eh-hem...right there in the heat of the moment, in your loudest and best Brit accent, scream "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!" 3. Don't do this - serious personal injury can result. If the TV is on while you're relaxing in the recliner and enjoying a little view of the top of her head... ... do NOT watch anything funny. No cartoons. No sitcoms. No nothing that's funny. That is NOT a good time to bust out laughin. Trust me...
Probably not a good idea....lol.. LMAO...that's entirely too funny. Especially the personal injury warning.
Beast mode? Why would you ever say that?! You're lucky she didnt kick you in the nuts or something... I dono where you learned your pickup lines but it definitely wasnt from the AX pickup guides
you guys are a trip man..sitting here laughing at my comp. for 5 minutes now. ay, when in doubt, and you feel the need to verbalize, you can't go wrong with the tried and true, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" lol.. beast mode..gonna be crackin' up ovefr that one all day..
I don't think I laughed as hard at the original posts as I did at Kim right here. Picturing him sittin there on a tiny li'l pink (in my mind atleast cuz it's funnier that way) netbook reading this and laughing!! Something else not to do... change channels. And for Pete's sakes, if you gotta go, go beforehand!! :lol:
I would say they are a little different... a girl waiting for u in bed while you piss is certainly less of a turnoff than her waiting while you take a steamy dump hahahah
Agreed on that one. And be careful with drunk nookie. Just enough booze can up the stamina TONS. Too much, and you'll be hurlin!! (No, never done that.) :lol:
Agreed with tim, alcohol is the way to go for more stamina in my opinion! * Saying the wrong name is never good so make sure your only thinking of them and not your favourite celeb or the hot customer you was dealing with earlier in the day.
"Oh 'girl who does squats in my gym wearing under armour pants', oh yes! Yes! YES!!!" ROFLMAO!!! Bill knows who I mean... Yeah baby!! Wonder if she's in today... Hmmm.... 10 minutes till I go and find out!! Yay motivation in a bandana!!! :reddevil:
I hear ya, Tim. I'll be joining you in about 20 or so, getting ready to leave the house here momentarily. I could stand a little extra motivation today.
I'm about to exercise my moderator capabilities and delte this tread. Let's not forget our lady members guys. :toetap05: Says the grumpy old man.
I have to say though tim its a bit hard to accidently blurt out what you just said... I was thinking more of a name...
a steamy dump lol...this thread is a riot. and TIM, my mini is black. my mouse however, is a real soft lavendar color with pink accents. ; )
Good thing I have god-like resurrection powers!! Ya fuddy duddy!! :hand::aureola::devil: I think it's Jen. But that's not as funny. Hey, every big guy has a soft side somewhere. You just happen to like purple mouses...mices....meeces... clickers. :dita:
